Bochy and the boys get it done in extras! Watch out for them Texas Rangers

Same old stool, same old fool #sunday

Joc Pederson would probably play better if he took off his Van Cleef necklace. Just a #thought

If I don’t get laid soon something bad is going to happen.

And we all get drunk at the football games. Cause the New South is still the same god damnit

Asked the ex-wife to get back together and she said no. Next follower gets to assist my suicide #depression

I have no respect for people who use meat thermometers at home. Learn how to cook by feel pussy liberal megafag.

The League is an absolutely underrated show and always gets me excited for the upcoming fantasy season. #shivablast

Can’t put my finger on it, but this guy pisses me the fuck off

Unfortunately this is what the majority looks like when you have 70k #maketamufratagain

What do you niggas know about Jake Burger?

I am launching a war on big polyester. They want us to put polyester underwear on our balls, with polyester pants on top, a polyester shirt, and fake leather shoes. That shit makes you smell like shit and it’s not sustainable. I’ll stick to American cotton thanks.

Entire album is pure class

#rackattack

#NewProfilePic #weedsmoker

Caffeine and weed, yup.

Old Dusty played a prank on me, I am not a “#weedsmoker”