Dreaming big is the only thing that keeps me going at times. I don’t understand how others don’t even dream.

I can’t go out and drink anymore because hungover me wakes up at 6:00 am

The way I see it the only way to fail is to quit

I can’t grasp the fact that some people don’t have an inner monologue

Not the neighbor kids blaring Kendrick Lamar while jumping on the trampoline. Jealous honestly

I feel old for knowing how to jerk

It’s a Diet Coke for breakfast type of day

Is there any mf’r in history that pulls a trailer with working break lights

Realizing you have to get gas in the morning when it’s freezing is a different kind of pain

I am my dogs’ emotional support human

Hustle & motivate

Like who’s keeping these pillows in business

Leaving is the kindest thing I could ever do

Ight, you know what to do. Picking winners on Friday!⚡️

I’ll die on this hill

I’ll be the bad guy if it makes things easier

Amazon just hasn’t been priming the way it used to </3

And let ‘em leave