No HS2 = no ambition for our country just when the whole world is looking at us. Now is a time to be AMBITIOUS! #GreatDecision

Tried for ages to take a photo of Eddie Lizard, the friendly lizard on our balcony. Then of the beautiful bird who lives in our eaves. Got both… #mauritius #circleoflife

St Andrews, I love you. But I filmed this literally one minute’s walk from our apartment and they are going to have to forcibly remove me. @ Preskil Island Resort instagram.com/p/CVIbRDFKG6t/…

Well, as far as excitement levels go this is pretty much up there with when we discovered mojitos are free at the bar. @ Preskil Island Resort instagram.com/p/CVNmQnNKAC9/…

What a shower of shenanigans! #PMQs

This video is an excellent reminder that it is possible to spend much of your career pretending to play the piano with your penis, then inspirationally lead a nation's military resistance against invasion. It is also just an excellent video of penis-piano youtube.com/watch?v=J_UWaf…

The clubhouse of the R&A, golf’s governing body, in St Andrews, Scotland. Thousands standing in silent tribute. #WeStandWithUkraine

What's the technical term for that fleeting moment of triumph you feel when you think you've successfully opened the fridge door without your dog noticing? #dogsoftwitter #labradors

The first time I went to see Sharon Van Etten live she made me cry. The second time I went to see her live she made me dance. Neither of those things are things I do, so it’s probably not medically safe for me to go a third time.

So, how was your night? Fontaines D.C. Latitude Festival

1 day left blues. And oranges. And reds. @ Kalkan, Antalya instagram.com/p/ChcmArHKITm/…

Did someone say emergency logs?! Branch manager springs into action. #dogsoftwitter #labradorable #labrador

10 years ago today that we launched Ride London! Dame Laura Kenny Mark Sinclair Diane P Ford RideLondon

Dear Canva I have just done a basic image search for images of St Andrews on your platform and within seconds found ten images of mine just on the first page. I have never licensed my images to you and this is theft of my IP. How do you intend to resolve this? #photography #ip

OMG KLM you are playing a dangerous game. When the flight I got up at 3am for was late I was silent. When you rerouted me adding two extra flights and a 7 hour delay I bit my tongue. But now you feed me this, like I am the kind of animal who puts egg in their sandwiches???!!!

In 2018 the Brexit betrayal march took place. Someone carried a gallows &noose, members of the far right were there, there were cries of ‘string them up’. My wife was killed by a far right extremist two years before. I never thought once about calling for it to be banned.

RW Tabloid Tactics... Monday: Pour petrol. Tuesday: Pour petrol. Wednesday: Pour petrol. Thursday: Pour petrol. Friday: Pour petrol. Saturday: Light match. Sunday: Express shock and disgust at fire.

Genius! Let’s do this

The Conservative line seems to be: “you had 14 years in opposition, why is it taking you longer than six months to clean up our mess?” Well, it’ll take longer than six months, but the work is underway and we’ll get Britain on the road to recovery in 2025.

Slava Ukraini