Doing this tomorrow

JD Vance knows you can’t get a couch pregnant, right?

This is your new favorite band. Listen to this.

Fade in the second acoustic on close enough

Goin on a drive. Need to clear my head. Dont call/text

Vowels are the bowels of the alphabet Do with that what you will

Whoever uploaded the 2007 Daytona 500 in crisp HD is a national hero

Update: how can I be this depressed when I played RuneScape and watched the 2007 Daytona 500 at work today #ElonMusk

“I’m about to blast this toilet, homie”

I get on Twitter and then I’m like “why the heck did I get on twitter!?”

Love that Margaritaville is advertising on the Hurricane Milton cam

Kachow