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Colonel Parker (Walton Goggins): Elvis we gon make you a star, boy. Every teenage girl in the country gon have her beaver goin buck wild for your Mississippi backwoods ass Elvis (Danny McBride): shiiiit im already a star idk what the fuck you talkin bout. Watch me dance son

planet of the japes

5 year old son watching cars 2 with me: Mater's funnyy me: He's alright. Nothing to write home about. *on phone texting his mother* Mater is acting out of fucking pocket. You have to watch this.

can’t think of a good name for this new generation of critic-friendly yet swagless disco revival pop music a la jessie ware, imaginal disk, new miley cyrus, etc but for now i’m derisively calling it elevated pop

for the 90s kids

making a game that’s like baldur’s gate 3 but with hello neighbor-like elements

making a game that’s like marvel rivals but with zork-like elements

making a game that’s like what remains of edith finch but with curb your enthusiasm-like elements

came into work thinking my fever had gone down and i’ve felt like this video for the past hour

planet of the jokes

feels like i’ve had a cold for 10 years

*forcing myself to stay awake for 3 days to get that Donny darko look* *group of bad bitches walk by me* Me: ladiessss what’s good *nobody hears me*

i got through all of classic literature in 3 months by pretending they were all furries?? (thumbnail is a photo of dream being hospitalized and it’s definitely not AI)

i’m at the dead meme dump does anyone want anything

for everyone who’s been asking can anna stay caught up with music in 2025 while still finding time for the classics

can’t believe summer’s over already

you know this gonna be me when gives you hell comes on @ the laundry

rip brian wilson here's a fuzzed out cover of caroline no i did in 2009