October

My brother has been a Washington Commanders fan since he was 7. We didn't even grow up in that area. An aunt gave him a beach towel and he's been a fan ever since 😂. Thing is, they've been terrible for over 25 years (with a few decent years), like really really terrible... and

I read quantum physics magazines for the particles

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Turkeys have surrounded me in my car. They’re slowly closing in. I think they remember last year’s Thanksgiving… hold on, they jumped on my hood… HEL…

(* hiss, hiss *)

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ugh... would be great if there was a political volume knob on X. I try to keep up on politics a little bit but I have my limits 😂 Someone throw a pie

Proposal: Each candidate should be required to smoke a 12-hour brisket in an offset smoker. Then we vote on the briskets

Hi everyone, today is my last day here at X. The last 3 and a half years have been intense, stressful, exhilarating, dramatic and sometimes uncertain. However, through all the chaos, I enjoyed working for all of you the most. The work we do is difficult and it really means a lot

🥁😎

Harris Tweed - defender of the realm

Everything old is new again - tell me what decade this song sounds like. Mk.gee 🔥 youtube.com/watch?v=pULkm-…

Every year we get an ornament for our tree that represents something fun, new or adventurous we did during the year. This year, we had a blast at Franklin Barbecue. Happy Holidays everyone!

Moon over at-at

Celebrating 2 decades of marriage!

My family gave me this custom Warhammer figure of me, equipped with battle axe, saxophone and guitar. For Sanguinius!!!

“One time, someone handed me a picture and said, “Here’s a picture of me when I was younger.” Every picture of you is when you were younger” - Mitch Hedberg

Flash Gordon soundtrack on vinyl - pretty much the perfect Father’s Day gift