oldheads at the dive bar will lean over to you and say some shit like “yeah so we lost my buddy dave in the great bean slurry of ‘86”

sorry orifice i mean fuck you officer

hole 1 tap in

milwaukee i am inside you

blaring my horn at the car infront of me on the highway because i decided they are not a good person

i’m not a lover boy or a whore i’m just some guy from Wisconsin

Ingredients sound good af rn

it’s just me and these disorders vs the world, but fuck it we ball regardless

if you don’t fw squash you may be entitled to being put down

sometimes lunch is deep fried ravioli from the corporate cafeteria

how about i turn that frown upside down (spike your fucken head into the ground ostrich style)

i love that we’re getting dog shit movies that cost a billion dollars until the end of time from now on

new fridge has been christened

For every time a man enjoys the Miller High Life, He must also suffer the Miller Down Time

(visibly shaky) having a beer because i want to not because i have to

i don’t buy lottery tickets because i know i’ll win and i’ll get even worse

work beer gyrating in my fridge like a caged animal rn i should let it out it seems scared

scaring the hoes to obtain valuable information from them