Imagine how nice the US would be without this region

“Do you know where the…”

Midwesterner: check the junk drawer

The fact no restaurant offers Dirt Cups is a crime.

Will be a staple at my burrito shop.

Legendary birthday treat in elementary school.

Phrases that indicate a Midwesterner is fighting for their life:

“Living the dream” = kindly push me off a grain elevator

“All good no worries” = not good, so many worries

“Hanging in there” = by the tiniest thread

States where memorizing pothole locations is a necessary survival skill

Ohio
Indiana
Illinois
Michigan
Wisconsin
Minnesota
Iowa
Missouri
Kansas
Nebraska
North Dakota
South Dakota

This was a delicacy as a small Midwestern child

The Midwest circle of life

Queso = Spanish for cheese

K, so = a Midwestern woman explaining the plan that just changed

“Better mow before the tornado hits”

5 summer shandy’s and a game of wiffle ball

The European mind cannot comprehend this

When you walk outside and can “smell rain” coming

Every Midwest household has this random bowl that is used for popcorn, trick-or-treating, or barf

When your mom isn’t looking so you put an item in the cart

Tornado in Lincoln, Nebraska 😳

⚠️ severe weather take shelter now ⚠️

Midwesterners: no I don’t think I will

How farmers know if a “storm is brewing”

Then Now

Midwesterners waiting for a day that doesn’t have 30mph winds, rain and is above 50°

The great lakes naming themselves

Lake 1: I’ll be Lake Michigan.
Lake 2: I, Ontario.
Lake 3: call me Lake Erie!
Lake 4: I’m Lake Huron.
Lake 5: you guys are going to hate me for this…