You can’t masterbate in here

Bad news Eddies pawpaw came in here he always flirts with old Pam amyway he said Eddie has pink eyes! Y’all don’t go to his isle unless you bag up you’re fruits and vag

I’m saving my fave Talenti flavor, the delicious #BlackRaspChocoChip. Don’t forget to #SaveYourFave, too!

You know what’s better than a plate full of shrimp? Endless plates full of shrimp. Get ready, ‘cause #EndlessShrimp is back. 🍤🍤🍤 Get here and get shrimpin!!!

Do you remember when you joined Twitter? I do! #MyTwitterAnniversary

We used to watch her every morning on Charmed but I'm not going to watch Charmed anymore and I doubt if my other two sisters well see you Alyssa Milano we won't be watching you anymore goodbye to charmed #thisisjanice

Please stop don’t break up the celaries! It’s usally always the scraggly Memphis art college kids if yall don’t like the big celaries too bad stop tearing them in half its not even cheaper you dumb birds.

Guess who just came in bought up all the plain jello’s wearing her happy New Years crown thats right the one in only Janet Brooche of action 5 news! Eddie would’nt even ring her up he was to nervous.

WTF is goat cheese

Sorry how the chicka pea bucket always said white beans all day on salad bar today Dorris gets them mix up she only has one eye so yall be nice!

Brutus can talk now

Lip smacking cods and gulf shrimp on clarence don't miss this sale goes on all day tomorrow! Ask for Curtis and Andrrew .

We're selling short lawn chairs and cinderella candles here now LMFAO

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LMAFO new baggar Pete all ready PO-d off Janice since new people need to buy lunch there first week but he got Janice just plain regular tenders all tho she only gets the honey butter biscut batter ones she dumped his crispy corlonel sandwich over the floor ha!

PLEASE HELP ITS ALL ON #FIRE EVERY BODY HURRY GRAB A FIRE AXTINGUISHAR AN SPRAY THE FIRE DOWN AS HARD AS YALL CAN BEFORE ITS TO LATE

Yall we heard it already that the clam chowders stink in the soup bar Jerry said its because nobody is buying it so yall need to hurry up and buy the rest of it so he can update it with a #fresh batch

BEST VALUE brand sucks ass #thisisrusty #fuckyall

I'm so mad! Ron Childars came in here and was carrying multiple milks around the store and when Tony stopped him he asked if he even had money to pay for them then he opened up is wallet and a little fly came out of it and flew away 😠

Bad news Captain Jerry got forgot to pay his child report and his bitch of a ex wife had him arrested✌️