white people be like:

Jesse got a JC120 for $260 today we're about to get way wiggly with it

this website really did become entirely complaining and attempting dunking and i think it's time we pivot and get back to the basics: posting a link to a song and saying "this song rocks"

our weekender with afloat is coming up quick!!!

been really good at staying off this site lately, but sometimes its nice to see my friends posts about music and memes in-between the dumbest people on earth constantly spouting the most ridiculous hateful drivel

this sounds like a making fun of myself bit, but my lexapro bottle opened up in my backpack while I was playing disc golf and all the pills got smashed so now my discs and backpack and baja blast are covered in powdered lexapro

idk who needs to hear this but put a low wind lollar imperial into your humbucker guitar and thank me later

being in love is so cool

my sweetwater rep just called me while I am in the chair at the dentists office

dinosaur jr. chicken nuggets