Cole Walter Mellon (@midsouth_flair) 's Twitter Profile
Cole Walter Mellon

@midsouth_flair

"The most wasted of days is one without laughter." - e.e. cummings • Humor Boomer • Rejection Letter Collector • Too Many Dogs • bit.ly/3CFozM3

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Really loved all the amazing moodboards and fascinating pitches during #moodpitch today. Inspired me to keep working til I break on through to the other side. This #amwriting journey goes on and on...

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EVERY PARODY EVER x 100 BOOKS TO READ BEFORE YOU DIE This is where LIT meets LOL. It's my parody magnum opus, 100 BOOKS TO MAKE FUN OF BEFORE YOU DIE, a parody of the 1st chapter of the greatest works of literature ever created. 📕📗📘📙🤣🤣🤣🤣 #wip #humor #pitlight

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Blockbuster? Oh, that takes me back. IT TAKES ME BACK TO YELLING AT THE KID BEHIND THE COUNTER ABOUT LATE FEES I DON'T THINK I SHOULD HAVE TO PAY!!!!!

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ELVIS X THE ELEMENTALS FALL FROM GRACELAND is my #YA thriller about four strangers who learn they have Elvis-inspired elemental powers. Can they come together in time to stop a dark resurrection? Spoiler alert: No, they can't. #ya #Pitlight

ELVIS X THE ELEMENTALS

FALL FROM GRACELAND is my #YA thriller about four strangers who learn they have Elvis-inspired elemental powers. Can they come together in time to stop a dark resurrection? Spoiler alert: No, they can't.

#ya #Pitlight
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EVERY PARODY EVER X EVERY STEPHEN KING NOVEL Spoofing CARRIE to FAIRY TALE to the novel @stephenking wrote while I was composing this tweet, this parody of the 1st chapter of (nearly) every King bestseller is ridiculously spooky and spookily ridiculous. 🤣 #pitlight #humor

EVERY PARODY EVER X EVERY STEPHEN KING NOVEL

Spoofing CARRIE to FAIRY TALE to the novel @stephenking wrote while I was composing this tweet, this parody of the 1st chapter of (nearly) every King bestseller is ridiculously spooky and spookily ridiculous. 🤣
 
#pitlight #humor
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ANY PARODY X EVERY COLLEEN HOOVER BESTSELLER Everyone laughed when I said I was writing a parody of the 1st chapter of every CH novel, BUT NOBODY'S LAUGHING NOW! Includes intro by Colleen Hoover (well, technically it’s a cease-and-desist letter, but still…) #pitlight #humor

ANY PARODY X EVERY COLLEEN HOOVER BESTSELLER

Everyone laughed when I said I was writing a parody of the 1st chapter of every CH novel, BUT NOBODY'S LAUGHING NOW! Includes intro by <a href="/colleenhoover/">Colleen Hoover</a> (well, technically it’s a cease-and-desist letter, but still…)

#pitlight  #humor
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Wow, looks like #Pitlight got hijacked by some affiliate marketing garbage. Well, I was too wiped out from #moodpitch to participate anyway...

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Got all 100 chapters started on my #wip parody project 100 BOOKS TO MAKE FUN OF BEFORE YOU DIE. Nearly a third of the way home and already the greatest writers who ever lived are spinning in their graves. #amwriting every day

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I've got an Elvis-inspired story in the query trenches, too. Good luck to you! We're just a few short year's from the 50th anniversary of the King's death, btw...

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ChatGPT is def the devil, but I will say this: it's awesome at spitting out a list of comp titles for you project. #amwriting #amquerying

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It worked! I won a $500 Amazon gift card and all I have to do is put in my banking info and social security card. Miracles can happen!

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This is my most ambitious parody project yet, 100 BOOKS TO MAKE FUN OF BEFORE YOU DIE. #amwriting like a fool and am about to pass the one-third mark.

This is my most ambitious parody project yet, 100 BOOKS TO MAKE FUN OF BEFORE YOU DIE. #amwriting like a fool and am about to pass the one-third mark.