1 day I hope to get a relic with 3 bonuses that actually work/make sense together

Getting ready for my warehouse cleaning job

About to see a legendary band

Unhappy customers, told the supervisor and owner that someone needs to talk to them. They both refused and gave me a 10 dollar coupon to give to them. The customers left a 1 star review. Supervisor sat me down next day and tried to gaslight me into thinking I didn’t say anything

You know a band is coworker music when they cover pop artists instead of influences in the genre they pretend to be apart of

*me walking in on my wife getting Eiffel towered by the UPS and Amazon delivery drivers* “Umm Grok what the heck is going on here?!?”

I had to come into work on a Saturday and my supervisor said I had to “clean out the gaylords”?!? Sir it’s 2025 you can NOT say that! HR will be hearing about this😤

My ancestors are looking down upon me I’m on my smartphone playing an anime horse girl racing gaming yelling “GODDAMNIT RICE SHOWER RUN YOU STUPID LOLI BITCH!! RUUUUNNNN!!!” My ancestors weep, they know our bloodline will end with me

Gimme 50 bucks and I’ll give you some fresh jizz

Ok so it’s definitely real and Stephen King is on it

Can’t wait for all the “metal influencers” to comment on Taylor Swift’s new album. I know the posers can’t help themselves

It’s great seeing so many people realize that Sleep Token is not only bad but it’s so bad it’s actually kind of funny

I’m gonna stop being a hater for a moment and shout out music I actually like

Yeah I had no doubt in my mind that the mastermind behind Radio Song would think Sleep Token is fresh ahaha

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Please ignore that I’m my own top artist.

I can’t post a top 10 albums of the year list this year cuz I only listened to Lonely People With Power on repeat since its release day

*cough cough* I think a few of you forgot to listen to an EP that would maybe make it into a EPs of the year list

I think this show was like 40 bucks

It’s pretty funny that all the nominations were so shit they lost to a non-metal band