Watching Alanis Morrisette's Glastonbury set. She looks & sounds amazing to be fair.

Fucking love Pulp. Hope you can stream the full set.

I've never been to Glastonbury. I think it's because I would rather squat on a chainsaw than go camping.

Wonder what Kneecap's views are on the pedestrianisation of Norwich City Centre?

*snorts*

Bet Rod Stewart's sweating like Gary Glitter outside a creche in that suit.

Has Mick Hucknall got a terrible moustache or did he sup a pint of Guinness before going on?

I'm glad Rod told us that was Mick Hucknall. Thought it was Axl Rose for a minute.

Carry On Cruising (1962) Dir: Gerald Thomas

It's too hot to go to work today. Unless you work in refrigeration, obvs.

I've prepared for a hot day in the office by strapping a Walls Vienetta to each leg. #LifeHack

Kneecap's DJ Provai has hit out over Rod Stewart's Glastonbury performance. "To do a greatest hits set and leave out The Killing Of Georgie is absolutely criminal" he retorted.

Morning Rastas. The sun is out & so is one of my favourite hats.

Friday.

Vernon Kay is broadcasting live from Cardiff because Oasis are playing there 15 hours later & he has exclusive access to...well nothing at all ready.

Someone should throw a plum at Noel in his dressing room & pretend it was Liam.

I like Oasis. Not enough to pay £250 to see them live, obvs.

Only an idiot would eat a duck's bill in the first place.