My feet are killing me - I just want to sit down 🙃

11 years, sheesh. #MyTwitterAnniversary

Can I please Uninstall Sinusitis PLEASE 🙏

You know you're at an Afrikaans pop star's show when you constantly keep hearing the phrase "baie, baie dankie".

It's my #Twitterversary! I have been on Twitter for 11 years, since 15 Jul 2011 (via Twi Age 🥳).

Got back into Twitch streaming after a longer-than-planned break. I now stream regularly on weekdays from 6pm (if loadshedding allows), and if I want, when I want on weekends. To get notified when I go live, follow me over on twitch.tv/themiddlechild…

Stream is running a bit late tonight. Will be starting asap (:

Im on leave which means the stream starts now! Head to twitch.tv/themiddlechild…

Stream starting at 3pm GMT+2! Continuing #HighOnLife and maybe some #fortnite later, who the hell knows. #twitchaffiliate

MIssed my birthday stream? Here! Have it on YouTube #BirthdayStream youtu.be/m72Vx-STCeY

Why is everything on Instagram a video?

It's not your fault I can't be what you need.

I DIDN'T EVEN NOTICE

Can't believe I'm crying over a ginger 🥲

Did you really go to Starbucks if they didn't misspell your name? 🤔

Hot take: I prefer having my blood drawn over having my blood pressure measured...

After 10 years, I finally quit smoking (about 2 weeks ago).

I'm so fucking lonely