they call her ranch

sabrina noooo lenin did have to wait for his party to become popular!!!

i played around with it a little bit and you can do a lot if you chop off the wings and embrace the w. the issue i'm feeling is that while the screagle is in motion, the weagle feels more like an emblem or like the presidential seal. chest out but just kinda sitting there.

This is the only ethical teacher content

cleaning out my shirts. why do i have so many red sox shirts. i have like 20. what was my mom preparing me for

i love lighting fires in other men's wives but it seems like an inappropriate time to be discussing this

who up thinking about the pretzel belt. this shit is my roman empire. why are 80% of the pretzels in the US made in pennsylvania. i need to know and wikipedia doesn't say why. it says something something dutch immigrants something something civil war. not enough. 80%. 80%!

ATTENTION EVERYBODY!!!! Transanta is BACK!!!! It's a group on Instagram where trans youth can send in lists of wants and needs and you can look at those lists and buy what you want and what you can for these trans youth in need.

Breaking news. All 16 Fat Bear week candidates have refused donations from AIPAC. This is fucking huge

in 2015 this would be a news cycle

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i need people to send me emails. i can't do anything until i start getting these emails!

Gaza City is being erased as I type this. There are barely any journalists left to cover it. A mass Nakba of thousands of people is happening as we speak, and we have no idea how many have been killed or injured during Israel’s annihilation campaign meant to occupy and ethnically

god i love halva

i made pepper jelly today

one adult from the summer was really awesome and fun and into pun dad jokes so i gave him my number and he sends me one every couple days. it's awesome

had a reply get retweeted by jaboukie on my old account

the whole colon cleanse thing was unserious from the moment they never mentioned anything about lentils. the amount of lentils i have been eating this week has caused all of the evil spirits to be expelled from my intestines.

don't know how Instagram figured out i was shopping for boots but now literally all of my ads are boots. i already ordered my boots but it's better than whatever other nonsense they were showing me

robert redford has been my inspiration for a couple years now as i remind myself he was 33 in butch cassidy and the sundance kid. so i got another 8 years to look like that