Still laughing about the time a computer scientist who had his bike stolen tried to explain binary search to a cop

Breakdancers spin anticlockwise in the Southern Hemisphere. Raygun is at a MASSIVE disadvantage in Europe, exerting enormous resistance against the Coriolis force. If you call this "unathletic" you're telling on yourself. Not my job to educate you about the Global South.

"Blackpool Rovers or summat?" 😆

Haalands got 56 Goals and 11 assists in 50 games at the Etihad

The long lost brother

Ridiculous numbers!

I really wonder if football or social media or a combination of both has sent millions of people absolutely bonkers.

Don't know why the PL spent £25m+ preparing for the City hearing when they could have won it easily just by getting a couple of anonymous Arsenal and United tweeters to download some emails from Der Spiegel for free.

I think City should wear their kits tucked in all season for Rodri 👑

Lots of argument on here about whether City "won" or "lost" the APT case. Ignore the PR war and cut to the chase. As a result of this ruling, the APT rules are going to be amended, so: Q. Will the new version of the rules be better for City? A. Yes The end.

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That Bournemouth corner was the best I've seen all season. Crafty AF. #BOUAFC

Johnny, Johnny Sto-oones!

Four City academy players in Chelsea's starting 11 at Anfield. Elite Development Squad, indeed.

In 1987 a pint of lager cost 92p. If it had risen in price at the same rate as the average player wage since then it would today cost £100.83

It looks so simple doesn't it?

VAMOS, RODRI!

I did a cartoon about the US election.

Weirdest City game I can remember in a long time. Should have scored 4 in the first half, so dominant. Fell to pieces right from the start of the second half. Ridiculous, really.