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“Your mom so nice” My mom after they leave:

Watching everything with subtitles

i hate when people say "it's too early to be eating that" WHAT TIME DO A STOMACH OPEN?

Gotta be white walker

Me at 3am imagining the funeral of a person who is still alive

When you try to be the bigger person & walk away from the argument and they say “THAT WHAT I THOUGHT”

me pausing my music to see if the siren is in the song or its outside

People who have twitter but never tweet anything

Her: r u stupid ?? me:

When somebody tell me to do something I was literally already about to do