#FreeScottie

The correlation that more employees equals greater velocity is the worst take. At some point it becomes bloat.

I present to you the funniest Slackmoji made by my fav Eng team. Great things come from offsites together tbh.

There really is nothing like your dog chomping off your thumb when you don't give them their treat fast enough, amirite?

Wow.

me looking in the engineering channel reading all the posts while having no idea what's going on but still reading them anyway

The way there are so many sites where I have absolutely no idea what the hell a company does really just grinds my gears. Sorry I don't understand your biotech lingo or whatever. Talk to me like I'm 5. I need a TLDR. I need a "Simply put". I need a one-liner.

Not to be dramatic but when I accidentally save a file twice and it adds that (1) at the end, it is the worst moment of my life

Major corporations with shitty websites/payment portals blow my mind. Looking at you Rumpke Waste & Recycling. Just bc you pick up trash (tysm for that btw), doesn’t mean your website has to be trash. Your ARR is $500M. Google some alternatives to Kubra that don’t look like Windows 95.

This is Dario Amodei. He's the CEO behind Claude, one of the world's most advanced AIs. Yesterday, in a 5.5 hour conversation with Lex Fridman, he revealed our timeline to superintelligence. Let me save you 5 hours: 🧵

I’ll probably read a book or two more by the end of the year, but here we are. I set my 2024 goal to 52 books as a buffer in case of burnout, but I’m tempted to aim for 100 in 2025.

You grew up having sleepovers and going to the mall when you could have been creating shareholder value.

This is what it’s like bringing your engineers to a client meeting

Nothing makes you realize how much you talk to yourself like the Conversation Awareness setting on AirPods 🫤

Just sent an email and slapped myself upside the head twice like Saquon

Elly De La Cruz is the Cincinnati Reds' first-ever MLB The Show cover athlete! ⚡️

morning everybody, cameras ON please, seeing some sleepy faces. let’s Spring Forward into Q2 team! I need all your mandatory trainings in by eod friday

I’m not convinced that a single UI designer works at any of the major car brands. They all look like they were shipped by engineers without any design involvement