A crucial Gavin Newsom strength is that he looks like a guy who would play the president in a movie which is absolutely key to winning the moron vote

Pesto the Penguin has started to fledge! This means his famous black fluff (baby feathers) is starting to fall out and be replaced by his adult feathers. What it also means, is that we will be graced by images like this:

“Wyd after work?” Going to bed bro the sun is setting in 20 minutes

he's a kennedy. the second he steps into the white house he'll slip on a banana peel and fall out of a window

i’ve gotta be really honest… i don’t think there’s been a day in my life where i thought that immigration was a genuine issue in this country and nothing more than racist fear mongering from the right, and yes that includes illegal immigration.

I can make this happen

If someone can name me a time when we managed to get any rights because we were all really nice to men I will eat my own foot

(*whispers*: Minnesota was always the best vacation destination)

10/10 would binge every episode

Nighttime view of Mammoth Cave.

Walz: So if you are feeling deflated, discouraged today, I get it. Take some time. Take care of yourselves. And get back in this fight when you are ready. And know that whenever you are ready to get back in that fight, I will be standing right here, ready to fight with you.

Democrats should also acknowledge that seeking a middle ground with a man who calls immigrants “animals” and says he will “protect” women “whether the women like it or not” is unlikely to land in a good place.

Trump won all male age groups, Latino men, and white men. Definitely does a lot to dispel the notion that men hate women. Shout out to Black men, who were the only male demographic who voted overwhelmingly against the predator and his He-Man Woman Hater's Club Treasurer sidekick.

It's as if the entire nation is trapped inside a burning Tesla

Just popping in quickly to say Toes was the best, Kent is the best, and you should all do something good for the kitties in your community in honor of both of them. I'll forever be honored to have spent time with this multi-toed blepper. She made the world a better place.

We always stanned this thief of carbs. 💚 May there be pastries to steal at the rainbow bridge.