I wrote for Metro about playing with LEGO as an antidote to stress and anxiety. It’s been up since 8am and someone’s already commented “GET BACK TO WORK”, which is pretty special. metro.co.uk/2023/04/01/i-s…

LEGO LOVE xx

What other things are you convinced you could do with zero supporting evidence? I think I could cheat a lie detector test.

#NewProfilePic

Why does this look like a police composite of a cat that’s wanted for a terrible crime?

“But you know what is good for you? Piss”

How is this legal? How are freelance journalists supposed to make a living?

“The gift that keeps on taking”😙👌

I’m writing a book about regret, and I’m going to Rogue Fox cafe in #Newport to chat to people about it. See you there?

Just finished reading this great book.Stigma around mental ill health needs to be a thing of the past.Michelle Thomas book tells ‘how it is’,shares painful & difficult experiences but somehow she manages to do so with humour.A talented writer!

A better title for Yellowstone would be A Murder of Cows because it’s about murder and cows.

I haven’t been writing as much as I’d like because of work / life. Someone told me “Michelle, for a couple of hours a day, just be a writer”. So I am. Early morning writing sessions on Instalive this week (M. Thomas). #writewithme

I’m in the old M&S in #Bristol collecting stories about #regret. Come say hi!

If the God Russell Brand believes in exists, it’s objectively funny that He engineered for him to be baptised in actual human shit.

I miss Brass Eye.

Please donate to UNICEF. Please email your MP and demand an immediate permanent ceasefire - Oxfam has a template you can use. I won’t share the videos that prompted this. #alleyesonrafah

Here she comes again with her rhyming slang!

Any regrets about your social media habits? Maybe you hardlaunched a relationship before it was ready. Maybe you regret sharing pics of your kids. Have your socials affected your career? Ping me a DM or comment below and your story could be in my next book! (T&Cs apply)

I love this so much Daisy Buchanan

This prick has just completed a vomit tour of the flat. Puked on bedroom, office, and hall carpet, while skilfully avoiding the wipe-clean bathroom floor. She’s not only fine now, but absolutely delighted with herself.