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Michele Humes

@michelehumes

Writer. Illustrator. Author of The Noodle Soup Oracle.

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Is it too late to rebrand my very dormant Twitter account as an outlet for appreciating the poetics of as-seen-on-Amazon machine-generated Chinese clothing trademarks?

Is it too late to rebrand my very dormant Twitter account as an outlet for appreciating the poetics of as-seen-on-Amazon machine-generated Chinese clothing trademarks?
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Ok here goes. I wrote a complete course in designing your own bowl of noodle soup. It contains my words, drawings, recipes, and no small chunk of my soul. You can pre-order here:

Ok here goes. I wrote a complete course in designing your own bowl of noodle soup. It contains my words, drawings, recipes, and no small chunk of my soul. You can pre-order here:
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Look, I’m sorry I never tweet anymore, but within 5 minutes of logging back in, I saw Ted Cruz’s face, and I had managed to not do that for like 8 months previously.

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Do I know how to paste a link? No, I don’t know how to paste a link, I’m an AUTHOR now. (Here is the link: amazon.com/gp/aw/d/076246…)

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This Hong Kong-born American is feeling weirdly sandwiched between July 1 and July 4 — both commemorating breaks with British sovereignty, but each with wildly different consequences. Meanwhile, my cat is hiding under the bed from the fireworks, which feels about right.

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Every July 4, I reread my late grandfather's letter to the Chicago Tribune about how much our national anthem sucks (with a bonus dig at Aretha Franklin, somehow), and ponder heredity.

Every July 4, I reread my late grandfather's letter to the Chicago Tribune about how much our national anthem sucks (with a bonus dig at Aretha Franklin, somehow), and ponder heredity.
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Hello, I wade into Twitter every 8 months or so in response to extreme circumstances such as having a book to preorder or my olfactory nerve being under attack by pathogens. What's good, what's new?

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Anyone else feeling personally victimized by Joyce Carol Oates in those YouTube ads declaring that the enemy of good writing is not lack of talent but interruption by other people? I have been uninterrupted for 12 straight days and have written...this tweet.

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People who lost their sense of smell: Has it come back? How long did it take? Asking for a friend, who lives on my face and has nostrils.

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Laundry in a time of Covid: My laundromat across the street has resumed drop-off services, with the proviso "NO UNDERWEAR". Citywide trend, or is it just my laundry lady who is an infectious disease specialist?