Autocorrect is the best thing to happen to ducks since Emilio Estevez

Everyone: Nothing will unite the right and left in this country Britney: Hold my beer

What if aoc dress is to hide big balls from vaccine?

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Daylight savings ftw

Some of those that work forces, are the same that rob houses

The CDC says…nothing you idiot, the CDCs dead he’s locked in my basement

It’s a beautiful day to burn your low-rise jeans and watch the season 7 premiere of Full Frontal! Tonight at 10pm!

If Euphoria had an Aussie character they’d pronounce Fezco “Feezcar”

THREAD. Today the New York Times published yet another long story raising alarms about a supposed "cascade" of shoplifting. Below, I try my best to explain what makes the article such dangerous and misleading propaganda.

The flash enters the Speed (1995) bus and has to keep it over 60 mph or it blows up

To those sayin “Will Smith hitting Chris Rock is funny” i Ask u this … replace Will with the word Airplanes and Chris with the Twin towers … not laughing now are u

Will Smith not saying “My Wife” in the Borat voice was a huge missed opportunity to win back the crowd

“Hold on Chris, I’m gonna let you finish, but Demi Moore had the greatest buzz cut of all time. Of ALL time.”

Comedians in cars eating Ethiopian food

As the US is preparing to militarily intervene in Haiti yet again remember that for more than a century Haitians have been robbed of their right to sovereignty by the US. Here is a thread which documents this either via coups, invasions and occupations.

When grandmother walks in on me watching porn on the eve of our lord’s birthday

Want to feel old? Benjamin Button no longer has pubes.