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Michael Regilio

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We’re living in the blorst of times

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Every Republican “I have the right to carry a gun.” Also every Republican “ICE had the right to kill that guy. He had a gun.”

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Donald Trump is sending Tom Homan to Minneapolis. Honestly, I like this idea. All the protesters in Minneapolis have to do is show up with a bag containing $50,000 in cash, and we can just hire Tom Homan to work for us instead.

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The Democrats need to make it clear that when they retake power, they will break up every corporate merger approved under the Trump administration. Not only is this good policy, it will make every other corporate monster think twice before consolidating power.

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Nazism is a worldview built on racism, hatred, and violence. Communism is an economic model. You can’t tell me a single thing about a communist other than the economic system they believe in. I can tell you everything about a Nazi except which economic system they believe in.

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Not that I want to give fascists any ideas, but If Trump wants to throw some red meat to his base, he should propose getting rid of “their” and “they’re.” No one in MAGA uses them anyway.

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I’ve heard that Donald Trump is actually really nice I mean, all the young girls that have met him, said it was touching experience

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We came into this world as a bunch of dumb monkeys throwing rocks at each other. Eventually we learned to tie a sharpened rock to a stick. Then we learned to launch that stick with a bow. Then we put a tiny little rock in a gun. We’re the same monkeys. with fancier rocks.