THE SUMMER KING - Michael Button (Michael Button) "'Well, y’see, you only get to be Summer King for a day. Then the druids stuck him on the bonfire and lit the match.' Cobber looks at Tyler directly and says, 'They burnt the fucker alive.'" apocalypse-confidential.com/2025/08/06/the…

A story I wrote about wasted youths and wasted youth

Michael Button Well if it comes to a choice between being gay and French I must admit I'd struggle with the effeminacy and disgusting sexual practices, but then I understand that homosexuality's no bed of roses, either.

For these people, the mission of government is to spend other people's money to generate mawkish media stories

I wrote this article about the ramshackle quality of Reform, and wondering if it’s up to the task ahead - Link below ⤵️

Amazing views of a Yellowhammer this morning. Usually they fly away as I get closer to them. This one posed beautifully in the berries, seemingly unaware of me!

Oh come on Dan, last week you were counter-signalling people protesting asylum hotels, now you're dropping fantasies about a royal coup for England? We all know what you're good for - NOTHING

One of the dumbest notions in American film is that “outsiders” are disliked in small towns. At least in the West & South it’s untrue. They’re over at your house helping you move your furniture in, inviting you to church, giving you a casserole for supper … Maybe it’s true

I have some sympathy with this argument: the idea of the UK as this deprived crime-ridden hellhole is largely an online fiction... but the decline over the last 2 decades is 100% not fictitious: standards of politician, general public stupidity, pubs, culture, lack of cohesion,

Something so Veruca Salt about these kinds of reaction... these people paint themselves as oppressed but have never been told 'No' before in their lives

1 thing I actually love about Oasis is that they would never do something so cringeworthy as this

I'm not sure you can publish a book describing the country as a 'Failed State' and then barely a year later countersignal the corollaries of that just because it's unpleasant. If people are uniformly Having A Normal One, what was the book about mush

My online braying is for a Restoration, not a revolution

This is like me not ruling out a relationship with Henry Cavill

Tanita Tikaram

If you come here illegally and you take advantage of our asylum system and you work illegally and you were born on a Tuesday and your name starts with a 'P' and we've got an agreement in place with the country you say you're from and Kemi dislikes the cut of your jib..........

Fraser Hudghton One of the moments JAM became real:

Not only did they pull the statue down illegally but they were let off, because they 'felt strongly'... do you think the same would be said if someone pulled down the Windrush monument in Waterloo station?

they should dress more skimpily