milestone: he actually smiled when i asked instead of running away at a dead sprint.... @ Venice Walk Streets instagram.com/p/Bkb4P0dg4L_/…

Blink and the years flow past like water. And nothing is safe on a countertop anymore... @ Venice, California instagram.com/p/ByTKXAcpGW7/…

Hm is it the best move to commemorate a bat on new quarters given the past year? I know these things are decided in advance but maybe pull the classic eagle off the shelf while you figure it out...

makes up for the dune buggy Santa never brought me - also handy for 'Batbaby' movie, or if Matt… instagram.com/p/BEtr-f9RuLt/

does it count as 'ironic' to literally be the only patients in the St. John's maternity wing on… instagram.com/p/BFKv6JgxuG0/

back from the hospital with SO much more luggage than we went with... ;) #baby2016… instagram.com/p/BFaSm9txuEQ/

belated, retroactive or whatever, henry august hackett b. 5-9-16, 8lbs 12oz, 22 inches. a week… instagram.com/p/BFem2NCRuNb/

is there something wrong with me that my first thought is "let this be a warning to the… instagram.com/p/BIu-oODAP8R/

ok: five guesses which is hands-down the most popular toy in the bunch -- no peeking now!… instagram.com/p/BJMaAsNgkYE/

in a post-modern tribute to golden age tv comedy, I homage the hilarious 'assembled furniture… instagram.com/p/BJVwOiNB2nA/

oscillating fan 1, baby einstein 0. well-played, fan, well-played. #baby2016… instagram.com/p/BMt99nlhRjp/

porch light apparently much more impressive than #supermoon... #notarocketscientist #baby… instagram.com/p/BM1kjaohUjB/

won't jump the gun and declare prodigy, but maybe art aficionados can say if there's a glimmer… instagram.com/p/BRHPzVxg0MP/

"...So you're saying there's a chance!" When Will The Planet Be Too Hot For Humans? apple.news/APLGdosT7Qq68C…

Ah yes, the age-old ‘accidental pinky’ gambit, elegant cousin to the clumsier ‘yawn and… instagram.com/p/BclNtNklU_x/

Ah yes, the age-old ‘accidental pinky’ gambit, elegant cousin to the clumsier ‘yawn and… instagram.com/p/BclNtNklU_x/

it’s the little victories that keep us going, especially around the holidays...🎄👍🏽🥇 @ Venice,… instagram.com/p/Bc0ghh_FBE3/

don’t tell me you guys missed the new year’s eve rave at #lazoolights this year? all the 😎 kids… instagram.com/p/BddaUTWlUXx/

this should be added to everyone’s psychopath detection kit - if they don’t well up, you’ve snagged one... youtube.com/watch?v=7Xmc4q…

losing your first-ever ball to a mean dog: -$12.00 💲~~ mommy finding a replacement in a canadian… instagram.com/p/Bhuwpaegy27/