bush

what is zohran’s plan for the fact that every restaurant and coffee shop in new york city is essentially a dog park

my closest girlfriend (straight, married) texting me this…

50 year old man wearing friendship bracelets smoking a vape and walking a dog wearing an emotional support vest oh i’m sure

i will keep tweeting about twink cum dumpsters

gay guys will send you nudes you didn’t ask for then in 100% seriousness say ok your turn :)

wegmans was completely out of nonfat plain greek yogurt so i had to buy REDUCED FAT FLAVORED GREEK YOGURT i’m crashing out

any ideas for non embarrassing instagram grid posts when you don’t go anywhere or do anything and only take post gym mirror selfies

they hate to see a top get a little silly

i can never trim my bush properly myself is anyone like an expert at that

i should be a model scout but for gay twitter like i can see the most average looking guy on the street and just know he would go insanee on gay twitter i have the eye for it

man stink……

visiting home and my mom tells me a guy who used to call me a f@g in high school is a cop now… groundbreaking

haircut

this is not shade this is not directed at anybody this is not yucking anyone’s yum this is personally about me i am just so happy i have no desire to go to a lady gaga concert

are you ready to get pregnant short boy

yayyy

solar power really showed us the beauty in getting a fierce eating disorder and becoming fake spiritual

nobody wants to fake being deeply in love while we both have sex with a roster of 10 other people and only see each other 2-3 times a month </3

yes i would pay for my bottoms pedicures