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Dad’s Easter Egg hunt was famous. The whole neighborhood would come over just to watch.

Will he go for ten this year and set a new record?

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It’s always ‘ohhh it’s just his birthday I’m so glad he’s not dead’ and never ‘ooohhh it’s just his birthday I’ll send him 20k in unmarked notes’ - sick of it.

My life got better after I joined the Writers Guild union which ensures we get a share of the work we create. What we're asking the very large corporations for is pretty reasonable & we appreciate your support in this #wgastrong

Hey Jeppson’s Malört I made myself a little something to drink my Malört from. Granted I won’t be filling it to the rim. Would a shot of your ambrosia dropped in the mug filled with Old Style be called a Chicago Car Bomb? Seems lik Chicago Handshake should be the two separate

Shout out to the top 5 illers in the world, Thr, paink, Reggie M, lip f, and Ben St.

I think I’m gonna start my war on Christmas early this year. Retweet to enlist

So forgiving PPP loans is capitalism — but forgiving student loans is socialism?

Righteous Gemstones fans, here‘s a shirt for us teepublic.com/t-shirt/487261…

If you ever question your parenting skills, ask yourself this question: do you have courtroom sketches of yourself and of your children? If the answer is no, you're doing just fine. Keep up the good work.

This Thanksgiving let’s think of those we have lost. To quote Dr. Seuss- Don't cry because it's over. Smile because it happened. #VitalVegas

I really love “I Think You Should Leave” and it makes me proud that so many other fans have stepped forward to help with the medical costs BIFF WIFF 👕🧍 is facing. You are a great group of kind weirdos and I’m proud to call myself a Shirt Brother.

Two years ago we lost one of the bravest minds in comedy. There will never be another Gilbert Gottfried In his honor I will start a joke and I hope you’ll add a sentence to it in the comments. —A family walks into a talent agency. It’s a father, mother, son, daughter and dog.

are audience members using crowdwork comedians to workshop their Moth stories?

These people really said, “It’s too easy to make a hot dog into a phallic symbol, so let’s make it look like a butthole instead.”

"I hated that kid," -Kristi Noem

⁦Jeppson’s Malört⁩ Spreading the pain in Las Vegas #champaignofpain