Too online people are basically brain damaged. I’ve met zero women who think this. It’s just bizarro world stuff.

The MAGA pedophiles already have a uniform. It’s the red hat. I like that it lets everyone know who to hide the kids from. It’s like a sex offender registry on your head.

Just read the replies to this simple, innocuous, lovely tweet. And see what being too online has done to your brains. And most of you too online weirdos are fine with it. Just saying it’s not surprising that we elected a known racist pedophile. We’ve become a sick people.

I feel like this would be one of the biggest stories in the country if it were a bunch of Black legislators holding a white woman hostage

Nothing says I take my physical well being seriously like doing a shitload of steroids and doing jumping jacks in jeans. What a fuckin dipshit.

Every time in the past 30 years we've elected a Republican President, there's been an economic meltdown.

The government privately interviewed Ghislaine Maxwell for 9 hours. Right after, they quietly moved her to a low-security prison. That was a month ago. Now? Still no transcript. Still no charges against any clients. We are witnessing the biggest cover up in American history.

Do not train your kids to believe that cell phones will save them from a school shooting. Teach them what everyone who has ever been shot at learns. Run. And then run some more. When you think you’ve run enough. Run even further. Then find a phone and call me.

What if I told you weird Gen Xers, who spend WAY too much time indulging in fake nostalgia about our own childhoods, don’t actually need 24/7 contact with your children? Would that interest you at all?

Thinking cell phones will save your kid from a school shooting is basically as crazy as thinking charging the shooter will save them. Just run, man. Just find a chance and run.

I mean there’s just no objective way that anyone who has spent any time on Twitter in the last decade truly believes this. Get offline, folks. Young people express themselves just fine. They don’t need to be egg trolls on Twitter.

Gotta be honest. I don’t think any of this is from her therapist. This is her own weird life coach stuff. This is cosplay.

Estimating IQ for famous people online is the dorkiest dork shit you fuckin dorks have ever dorked. Please be less fuckin weird.

Haha. No one can even tell me what Cracker Barrel has supposedly done. Lol. The GOPedo Party has just lost it completely.

Genuinely don’t know what the fuck everyone is even talking about. But - Jaguar? Is a once great American company?? These pedophile protectors are somehow getting dumber.

Yeah, it’s fine. And, unlike most of you, I actually eat at Cracker Barrel every so often. You’ve all lost your minds. A restaurant painted their walls and changed their logo.

The pedophile pimp loves him. They really dig each other. They’re into the same interests. What kind of sick fuck do you have to be in order to still be MAGA, at this point. Just pedos.

It’s weird to act like those pics on the left are some amazing look or architecture. Hahaha. It’s just your own nostalgia, guys. What if I told you most of those were not the original look of those restaurants either?

Actually your crappy nostalgia stole from my awesome nostalgia! Why was your childhood so boring and mine so awesome?!