Bobble man when people are complaining about others getting in early and pinching scarfs:

After thinking on it, I can’t knock the Toffees. If someone payed me £10m a year I’d change my name to Dick Hill and all.

The best damn milkman in town

DCL going on the ‘High Performance Podcast’ is like when an out of work manager goes on Monday Night Football Not sure there are many takers for the wages he wanted from Newcastle last year 🤷🏻‍♂️

Absolutely nailed on he’d be incredible for the first month of the season, there’ll be lots of “he’s like a new man” and shouts for Everton to buy him permanently so they don’t lose out. By December he’ll be disinterested and everyone will moan about him being a waste of a loan.

1. Full back is one of the most vital positions in pretty much every successful side in the last decade, stop papering over the cracks. 2. Anyone who sat through Fabian Delph and says Walker would bring a ‘winning mentality’ deserves all the shite performances he’d bring.

A right back who isn’t eligible for a bus pass, you say?

DCLs agent:

Lots going on this summer - going to try and share a bit more of it on here/other socials. If you want to see me be terrible at Instagram from a lot of Everton games/on dog walks/after runs 👇🏻 #EFC instagram.com/mattjfootball?…

Part of me is worried about the impact of paying someone 100k+ a week more than your highest earners and just how motivated he’ll be. But a bigger part of me is just happy to see a very fun (and talented) footballer signing for Everton.

Starting to think that the Southampton staff are all on their holidays and the out of office says “We’ll take £50m and a sell on”

Hat man when Moyes and Bellew are banging down his door to find the grass: