Trump: "Kamala's America"

I wrote this cause it’s what I always wanted to say about Trump pretending to be a tough guy.  But we got the amazing Ba☦️is✝️a to say it SO much better.  Thanks Dave.  #TrumpIsAWeakLittleBabyBitch

Personal news: Today, after years of trying, my 20yo autistic son finally figured out how to tie his own shoes. I'm so proud of him That's all...

Saw an older woman in the hotel elevator today with a "Grab em by the vote" shirt. She was fired up too

Kamala should just say that she walked in on Usher today, and that he's hung like a horse. Just to see Fox's reaction / I know she definitely wouldn't but one of these days she should just for the LOLs

Hey, kid. I got what you want. I got what you need. You want white? I got all of them. Pink? Got it. Light or dark blue? Yep Even yellow and blue horse pills. I'm your one stop shop / This doesn't even show my inhaler or insulin / I have a few problems

The Biden lie is how most Dems covered up how Biden's mental acuity might have fallen. Whether true or not, but doesn't matter anymore He even said he worked at BK in the 80s (like Harris at Mickey Dees), but couldn't prove it. But the next to last graph is the most important

To be fair, only 48% of American people want fucking idiots // This wasn't a reply to the top tweet*, but it is correct * yes, Elon Musk, I said tweet. Suck it

Damn, Rex Chapman🏇🏼 caught a butt load of bots with this

Name a song you love. I mean genuinely love that motherfucker. I’ll start:

Even the squirrels at Ole Miss acting injured but then scoring touchdowns???

First, Mississippi was used by Republicans to overturn Roe. Now, it's being used to rewrite election laws 11 days before the most important election in our lives. If you were able to jump through all the hoops to get a mail-in ballot, return it now! slate.com/news-and-polit…

I mean, stealing millions from the state of Mississippi's welfare system to help build a fancy indoor volleyball stadium for your daughter's team isn't exactly NOT garbage?

How my day started, and how it's ending

Zelenskyy calling Putin a “fucking terrorist” on live TV is the energy I’m bringing into 2025 and 2026.

If having a fivehead and a widow's peak is one of Trump's main qualifications for a cabinet spot, I need to block his number right now before he starts calling me

BREAKING: Satirical publication The Onion says it has bought Alex Jones’ Infowars at a bankruptcy auction. cbsn.ws/3CrYtPf

This is how you do it. Well done The Onion

To all the non-MAGAs, who voted for Trump while saying "he's not really going to do what he said he was going to do": How you feeling today?