Josh really said “thank you for drafting me” to the Bills during HIS own MVP speech i’ll kms if he ever wears another uniform

using this opportunity to gather everyone and announce that Pat Mahomes Sr's 3 DWIs are the only 3-peat in the family

How it feels to ask someone if they’re gonna eat their pickle

over under 1 million of these consumed in Orchard park next year

Has anyone else seen the new update to Google Maps?

You can tell Shane Gillis wrote this SNL sketch because it has his fingerprints all over it and is actually funny. “Couplabeers” helps for a moderate to severe Italian wife LOL

not to trauma dump or anything but during the boston tea party, i was actually thrown into the boston harbor because they thought my body was tea. it was really scary. i almost drowned.

people who drive faster than me? reckless lunatics. people who drive slower than me? annoying cowards. and me? perfect, as per usual

Filling out a bracket after watching zero college basketball til March

the best thing a therapist ever told me is “you’re not lazy, you only have a certain amount of energy and right now you’re using it all to survive” and i know someone else needs to hear that too

Like this

i’ll be honest i didn’t know men could even read. next you’ll be telling me they can write too

i lowkey get her now

Desiree Yes, it is. Men have a long history in cheerleading (they’ve been the ones at the bottom of the pyramid/doing the lifts). Dancing is unisex. From ballet to backup dancers. It always has been, always will be. To suggest that something like cheerleading should be woman only very

I’ve tasted Unemployment and I’ve tasted 9-5. I recommend not being born.

Don Trump the Science-ish Guy explains Tylenol!

Jimmy Kimmel's full monologue tonight

Excited to announce that I've just about had it