"she could tighten up that triple-axel" I mumble to the television, cracking open my second sleeve of Oreos.

full season order right now, it’s what we deserve for taking away our nation’s only ‘it’s rat pizza’ neon sign

Actual legal question: Could POTUS just tell Bondi to redact anything incriminating and he would be immune from prosecution for it because of “presidential immunity”? And if she can just say it’s “privileged” who could prosecute HER for it anyway?

I'll say it again, because I've just seen that they're going after jen. Jen has inspired me so much to study and to encourage others, I'm so thakful for her. That she keeps banging the drum promoting bible literacy for women is probably why they REALLY don't like her.

FRODO: I wish it need not have happened in my time GANDALF: so do all who live to see such times. but the Dow is over 50,000!

GRANDMA FUNKO POPS 🤣😆💀

Underrated social grace: inviting someone to finish their story after they got interrupted. "[name], you were saying something about [xyz]"

My knees will never recover from watching this.

Every evening I go to bed excited to drink a coffee the next morning.

a little on the nose for a dog named Nazgul to interfere at an event where the official symbol is five rings

4th Grade. At SCHOOL.

not in just hockey not in just olympics not in just sports this is one of the sickest things I’ve ever seen in my life

The world needs more of this energy.

"We figured out there's something that sells better than sex, and that's rage." NYU Professor Scott Galloway (Scott Galloway) on tech companies' manipulation of vulnerable young men

Good thing Congress isn't alive to see this.

“We’re going to stop abortion.” “We’re going to fix the economy.” “We’re going to expose the child sex trafficking monsters.” “No new wars!”

The “John Piper is woke” narrative because he posted literally just a verse from the Bible might be the funniest thing I have ever seen on this dumpster fire.