Hope they get rid of this book reading nerd for the champions league final so I get to hear Rio Ferdinand bellowing “HE’S DA SOUL SNATCHA!!”

We’re delighted to announce that Lionel Messi COULD'VE done it on a cold night in Stoke. Michael Lee 🇺🇦 planetfootball.com/mls/lionel-mes… planetfootball.com/mls/lionel-mes…

Luka Modric has thrown his hat into the ring for this year's Puskas Award. Thirty-nine years old, goodness me. Michael Lee 🇺🇦 planetfootball.com/real-madrid/lu… planetfootball.com/real-madrid/lu…

'Salah's ball to Luis Diaz would've caused Isaac Newton to reassess his relationship with the apple.' #LFC Michael Lee 🇺🇦 planetfootball.com/liverpool/moha… planetfootball.com/liverpool/moha…

The random England players given call-ups in Sven, McClaren, Capello, Hodgson, Allardyce and Southgate's first squads. planetfootball.com/lists-and-rank… planetfootball.com/lists-and-rank…

We're celebrating Ronaldinho's birthday by watching this ridiculous pass for Barcelona back in 2006 on repeat. planetfootball.com/nostalgia/rona… planetfootball.com/nostalgia/rona…

Thomas Tuchel's England are 3rd in our latest 2026 World Cup power ranking... #WorldCup2026 planetfootball.com/lists-and-rank… planetfootball.com/lists-and-rank…

None of us have a glimmer of hope of qualifying. Where we go from here, god knows.” Craig Bellamy didn't mince his words in the most brutally honest post-match interview ever back in 2009... planetfootball.com/nostalgia/crai… planetfootball.com/nostalgia/crai…

Ethan Nwaneri took just 10 minutes to score on his England U21 debut. Surely it won't be long before he makes Thomas Tuchel's senior squad? planetfootball.com/arsenal/ethan-… planetfootball.com/arsenal/ethan-…

Ange Postecoglou isn't the first manager to have goaded their own supporters... planetfootball.com/lists-and-rank… planetfootball.com/lists-and-rank…

Forget the penalty and concentrate on Myles Lewis-Skelly sending the entire Everton team for a hot dog. #EVEARS #PremierLeague planetfootball.com/arsenal/myles-… planetfootball.com/arsenal/myles-…

Liverpool's next No. 1 has just saved a crucial penalty against Vini Jr and Real Madrid. planetfootball.com/liverpool/gior… planetfootball.com/liverpool/gior…

Antony could barely trap a football at Manchester United. He's just nutmegged Robert Lewandowski. planetfootball.com/manchester-uni… planetfootball.com/manchester-uni…

We're calling it - modern football is rubbish and it's all Pep Guardiola's fault. planetfootball.com/lists-and-rank… planetfootball.com/lists-and-rank…

We're sending out a search party for the soul of Kylian Mbappe this morning. The thief? Jakub Kiwior and his perfectly-timed tackle. #ARSRMA #ChampionsLeague planetfootball.com/arsenal/jakub-… planetfootball.com/arsenal/jakub-…

Ten times Rio Ferdinand was football punditry’s answer to Alan Partridge. planetfootball.com/lists-and-rank…

Antony's latest screamer has got us thinking - should Man Utd keep him this summer? #MUFC planetfootball.com/manchester-uni… planetfootball.com/manchester-uni…

There has never been a European final with finalists so low in the table But this is by design, as the removal of CL clubs from EL was an “insurance policy” for crisis seasons like United/Spurs The most desperate final ever throws up wider issues independent.co.uk/sport/football…

One screenshot to sum up how sportswashing works.

We've had the pleasure of ranking the 10 best Nike boots ever! Which comes out on top... planetfootball.com/lists-and-rank… planetfootball.com/lists-and-rank…