Eh fucking love this mob

It’s a hard life seeing different parts of the world

£8.40. Should have seen the wife’s face 😂😂

A representative picture, I’m the mountain and she is the lake 👀👀

Pray for anthony quinn and Lynne tonight, the captain has announced rough seas from 2130-0000

Nothing no where about where the United game will be on yet? Hoping the BBC pick it up

£21.50……lucky it’s just to sample the local IPA and DIPA before getting back on the boat

I was lucky (or unlucky) enough to swim in a Norwegian Fjord with the wife today. Making these memories are the things that make me happy ❤️

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Bergen may be the wettest city I have ever been to.

Massage time 😃😃

Decided to give bingo a wee chance on the boat tonight since I won the quiz representing Scotland night……only went and won £1001. anthony quinn I will buy the solid sport stream on Thursday

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Nervous match days and last day of the drinks package means only 1 thing

Thank fuck I ain’t the most nervous person out in the wild today 😂

For the past week my Room Steward has been calling me Mr Samantha……didn’t have the heart to correct him

Losing Sapsford at half time last night was a sickner. Hopefully not long term because we will miss his direct running and ability to take players on

No VAR in the Killie Utd game……can sense a refereeing masterclass upcoming

What a touch and finish that was from young Owen

Another set piece, another goal conceded 🙈🙈 gonna need to get this fixed pronto or it’s gonna be a long season