Sunday is the start of a new week, and also the start of a new dad joke X corner What do you call a hot dog with nothing inside it? A hollow-weenie How do you prevent a summer cold? Catch it in the winter When do you go at red and stop at green When you're eating a watermelon

Let's do it again, X. Happy Monday

Are you easily offended?

Let's get the ball rolling with today's dad joke X corner What kind of dance do mothers like best? The Mom-bo What do u call a stripper with 2 ponytails? A blowjob with handles bars Screw that clown from IT Always joking around when he should be fixing my computer What do

In that order, people. Good morning

What are you most afraid of?

Step right up and enjoy today's dad joke X corner Why do strippers always want boob jobs? Because it's the only job they are qualified for Why did Mexicans create tequila? So, ugly people would have a chance at having sex Who works in tandem with the grammar police?

Happy Hump Day, we're halfway there

Do you have a bad habit you need to stop doing?

It's time again for another dad joke X corner Why don't blind people go skydiving? It scares the shit out of their dogs What did the seven drawfs say when they walk into a strip club? Hi, hoe What do you get when you mix English class with alcohol? Tequila Mockingbird Why

Happy Thursday!

It's time again for an all new dad joke X corner When do women drink alcohol? Wine O'Clock What do you call a rodent that steals your dessert? A pie-rat What do a gynocologist and a pizza boy have in common? They can smell it, but they can't eat it Why don't nuns wear bras?

It's finally Friday! Have a great day, everybody

Do you have family members you will never speak to again?

Let's get the weekend started with another dad joke X corner Why was Tigger in the bathroom for so long? Because he had Pooh stuck inside him If Bigamy is having one wife too many, what is monogamy? The same Why did the relationship end at the bakery? They kneaded some space

Have a great weekend! Stay safe

Do you have your anger under control?

Please pardon the interpretation for today's dad joke X corner What's a gangster's least favorite food? Snitchel I dream of one day swimming in an ocean of orange carbonated water It's my Fanta sea How can you tell you're in a lesbian biker bar? The pool tables have no balls