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The pain of seeing your parent getting 3 likes on facebook

"All you do is study' First of all I have been on the same slide for 2hrs.

a dyslexic man walks into a bra

ill rewind a movie, get on my phone, ‘& miss the same part 😭😭😭

Thank you Netflix 😭

i encourage everyone to maintain a crush they will never act upon in order to better understand devotion

e e half the time the image of them in your head is better than pursuing

If a Muslim man will get 72 virgins in heaven, what do Muslim women get in heaven?

how can I buy her a planet

Misogyny started from the Bible… cause what do you mean by God saw that Adam was bored? So women weren’t part of the original plan???

I love how quiet and awkward it gets after u establish to the whole room u don’t play that shit

saying “shut up” before skipping the youtube ad is literally necessary

Get married to that woman who calls you back after a disagreement to reassure you that she won't leave you no matter how difficult things become.

The lady who wants to be a wife and the lady who is looking for a husband are two different women.

Having female colleagues makes you wonder if your wife is okay wherever she is😭😂 Niggas be tickling their female colleagues and the females love it aki. Alafu wanacheka wakiangaliana 😭

Eze hattrick against Tottenham nah this “let it all work out” story is too poetic 😭

Eberechi Eze hat trick against Tottenham. He did not only reject them, but he rejected them and scored a hat trick on their head. My heart is full ❤️

STATEMENT MADE.

The pain of watching those who don’t pray succeed Sometimes it’s difficult to understand.