"He's not from here... he thought the Lakers were named after Silver Lake."

six six six im thinking six

on a scale of 1 to 51/50...

21:07 1.30.13

Necrohaemorrhagic Remains

"The fearful aura of acute pancreatitis stems from the imagery of an organ and organism under threat of cannibalization by pancreatic enzymes that have become active prematurely" 10/10 for accuracy

note to self bring flow chart to next family gathering

i'm in the process of moving and seemed to have misplaced my father...

person: hi, how are you? capricorn, scorpio, aquarius, virgo:

4.28.57.88.62.31

i love when my bro sends bro things

#Youhatedisabledpeople if you tell someone you’ve cut their hours because they have diabetes.

100% sure my family is literally banking on me dying ASAP

or ski bumming in park city

i just opened a beef jerky thing for the first time in my life. took a while

dear freak o body: if we could just normalize eating that’d be great.

i think it's fucked up that for the 2020s we didnt even get the roarin part like in the past we just went straight to the depression