make up a trans guy “Tell me you’re transmasc without telling me your transmasc” *Your closet*

I decided to make artwork out of the different ways my mom has botched celebs/show names

If your pride show doesn’t have any trans women you’re a fucking clown

To have ADHD is to constantly be in a state of “Where did I put that?” or “Wait, what was I looking for?”

ME: Why am I depressed BODY: *Youre a week late on testosterone and haven’t drank water since the Obama administration* ME: Maybe it’s because I’m chilly

Honk Shoo core is IN

NO ONE YOUR RADIATOR Okay so THIS is my impression of an industrial blender filled with indestructible marbles

Finally saw Saltburn, my only addition to the discourse is Barry Keoghan’s bottom surgeon deserves an Oscar

I see a lot of people dunking on Jerry for this take as if he’s wrong. He’s 100% right. He wrote a great op-ed about it in the new yorker or something. Just google “jerry seinfeld 17 year old girlfriend age of consent israel”

i still can’t believe they bought that freakin zoo

showing gay people the way girls from my hometown post about the husbands they married at age 22

Talkspace is the self checkout of therapy

Got my period right before having to go camping

Someone asked me why I’ve been with men if I’m lesbian and it’s like idk man probably the same reason I saw Madame Web when everyone said it’s bad. Sometimes I just want to be part of the cultural conversation

Incredible news. Zooey Zephyr, my fiancée, was re-elected to the Montana House of Representatives, getting 83% of the vote. Many of you will remember her for standing up for trans people in Montana, and then getting censured and kicked off the House floor. I'm so proud of her.

Browning butter is awesome because u could transform it into a really cool new flavor or you could look away for a second at one of life’s many distractions and create something totally unusable

The case of the missing Sniffies suitcase is shaking the gays to their core queerty.com/the-case-of-th…