Gremlins wouldn’t happen to me because I would respect the wisdom of the Chinese

This is Bill’s memorial fund, organized by Kai with the blessing of Bill’s mother and family gofundme.com/f/bill-crook?l…

turn your replies on pussy

can i come over and do this

forgot to practice what i was gonna say on the phone to my doctors office and it went horribly wrong. this is my note. goodbye.

life when you’re a freak pervert

jerking off before i go out to silence the demons

Saying I want a burger at McDonald’s then they said which one and I said I don’t give a fuck

should i tweet today? or maybe tomorrow.. anyways let me know

can you watch her while i smoke

pull the trigger

the most beautiful creature i’ve ever seen

i respect girl bosses as much as normal bosses

family guy

sorry for being offline i have fallen deeply in love

something about a perverted lawyer giving you prone bone-o service, is this anything

everyone should get their own remotes at the movie theatre so they can pause it to go to the bathroom or turn it down if it’s too loud

hope everyone’s okay!! 🙏🏻♥️

just found her on the side of the highway inside of a box full of kittens , can you take her

ronald mcdonald is holding me at gunpoint to try the new “BIG ARCH” burger and won’t let me go