My anxiety has made eating in general really difficult lately and eating in the Gally impossible. I forced myself to go eat a real meal tonight and I walk in and it's BREAKFAST FOOD. Eggs and bacon defeat all anxiety, I swear. That's either Jesus or Jordan Durant looking out for me

Someone just walked in on me sitting alone in the office laughing so hard I was snorting while watching a TikTok sooo... I'll be passing away now, you understand.

A letter to the people literally screaming next door: 💖 I hope you get sand in all your shoes 💖

I think I'm getting boring. My top "treat myself list" items right now are Bombas socks and glass tupperware 🤦‍♀️

I generally have a very cynical view of celebrities and assume all of them are terrible people behind the scenes. But I hope Taylor Swift is actually as nice and down to earth as she seems

I know those Mini Brands are so damn expensive and impossible to find but they're so cute and I tear up literally every time I see them on the internet. I just want to make fridge magnets with them so bad

Very few things hurt more than a pallet jack over the foot

I haven't known what day of the week it is for at least 4 days and I still have no clue

Tiktoks of rings being made to the bridge of Line Without a Hook make me cry EVERY. TIME.

literally my whole brand, gone. disgusting

I love having maskless fundamentalist Baptists knock on my door during a pandemic to ask me if I'm going to heaven or hell 🙃

University: We care about your safety in this pandemic 💞 Also university: If you don't sit in this room with 50 people for 11 hours you can't graduate. Also we're providing snacks so everyone's masks will be off 😍

Oh the irony of Christians writing an #IWD post celebrating women but referring to God as exclusively masculine in the post 🤦🏼‍♀️

I've convinced myself that a whole bowl of dairy is a healthy breakfast if you call it greek yogurt

Purity culture hurts men, too. I'm beyond proud of this man ❤️

The toxic masculinity and insecurity of male students at Johnson University is absurd. I'm so excited to graduate next week and get out

i really just want to be the cool aunt, that's all i want in life