The inventor of the word "we mzee."

this is how tight my August budget is.

I wanna change my number, clean my camera roll, cleanse my life….. I need to start over.

Y'all be freaky as hell with no primary care physician. Ion like that 🤨

There's a certain wave of sadness yenye hukupiga tu from nowhere,sa zingine hata hakuna kitu mbaya but the heart is heavy ajab

Dream ni ile moja Mungu atuepushe na kazi za uniform

Ukioshwa na Kairo this time iyo nayo we'll blame you

The Problem is that you want to find love in Nairobi. Nairobi is for business😂

No demon in hell can stop God’s plan for you.

I hope on this season of Beauty in Black Norman find out Mallory is who killed his wife😭😭😭

i hate being hornier than the men i date i feel like a feral dog.

Lmao anxiety is such a bitch

i don’t even address the issue anymore i just stop talking to you 😭

Real life happens offline, avoid pressure

i think south africans have some unique faces like the asians. when someone is south african, it’s easy to know that by how their face looks. i don’t know this person, but the “bathong” and “wena” is all over their face.😆😆

The most.

Me after love bombing another boy.

being a yapper is so funny sometimes, like what am i even saying

call me… i miss you 📞💕

aw!