A Chinese man comes to America... He brought all of his money over in RMB, so he went to a bank with 1000RMB and asked them to change it into dollars. The teller takes his money and gives him $650. A week later, he's out of cash and goes back to the bank with another 1000RMB.

Tanyarlfes Aku ingin begini Aku ingin begitu Ingin ini ingin itu Banyak sekali Semua semua semua Dapat dikabulkan Dapat dikabulkan dengan Jargon ajaib Aku ingin tebang bebas Indonesia "HEY, ANTEK-ANTEK ASING!" La La La Aku suka sekali Omon-omon

A Turk, a Frenchman, and an Englishman are , on a train... The compartment gets warm, so the Frenchman opens the window and a fly buzzes in. Wanting to show off, the Frenchman swiftly draws his sword, and with one strike, the fly is split in half. As the others look on in

How to protect your self-worth as a man; Last-minute invites — politely pass Excluded — don’t chase inclusion Overlooked — withdraw your energy Taken for granted — enforce boundaries Met with silence — stop initiating Betrayed — release it and move forward Undervalued — increase

English is weird.

Have you heard of "The Sunflower Theory”? They say when you give someone sunflowers, you should always give two. Because when the sun shines bright, sunflowers face the light. But when night falls, they turn to face eachother, finding light in one another. So when you gift

Last week, I heard my son being disrespectful to my wife upstairs at bedtime. I didn't yell up the stairs. I didn't rush up. I just started walking. Slowly. Our stairs creak. Loud. Step. Creak. Step. Creak. Step. Creak. My son went silent. I heard my wife: "You hear your

Me: 🤭😌😎😘😜🥰

My Grandparents Were Married For 60 Years. One Day I Asked My Grandfather: “What’s The Secret To Loving The Same Woman For A Lifetime?” He didn’t laugh. He didn’t say “communication.” He didn’t say “date nights.” He looked at my grandmother, who was in the kitchen, and said:

Orang datang dan pergi itu bukan tragedi. Itu alur. – Teman masa kecil perlahan cuma jadi kenangan foto lama. – Teman kuliah yang dulu tiap hari bareng, sekarang cuma saling lihat story. – Teman kerja yang dulu satu tim, sekarang sibuk di tempat berbeda. – Sahabat yang dulu tahu

Timelapse of the Moon turning red during a lunar eclipse

In Japanese, "tsundoku" means collecting books and letting them pile up, not from neglect, but for the joy of knowing they're there, full of untold stories.

Saya seorang penulis yang menulis karena niat utamanya pengin cari duit, bukan karena pengin mencerdaskan kehidupan bangsa atau berbagi pengetahuan, saya tidak se-Depdikbud itu. Dan karena alasan itulah, saya sangat marah jika buku saya dibajak. Begitu pula dengan kawan-kawan

Has your partner put in as much effort as the pufferfish to seduce you?

primordial soup. ✨

Cigs Pure art pure art, ini nih baru pure art. MADURA UBER ALLES, lagu2mu itu cuma sampah kesenian.

Ada tulisan cantik banget, kira-kira begini isinya: “semoga kamu selalu dipertemukan dengan seseorang yang dapat berbicara bahasa mu, sehingga kamu tidak perlu menghabiskan waktu seumur hidup untuk menerjemahkan jiwamu..”