Baby Kangaroo entered their garden and was refusing to leave. So this guy dressed up as mama kangaroo and tried to put it in his Kangaroo pouch

Oh my God, this is utterly shameful…

This right here, is the Tory effect.

'Millions of litres of raw sewage were illegally pumped into one of England's most famous lakes after a fault, documents seen by the BBC have revealed.'

Not the first time is it United Utilities? Another WC that needs its operating licence revoked.

bbc.co.uk/news/articles/…

My life isn't miserable. But the reason this country is in so much shit has nothing to do with mass imigration and everything to do with the back of the cig packet crap dreamt up by Nigel Farage.

The poor crew is stuck on the damaged ship. Surely it is not beyond the scope of the US government to give them a temporary visa so they can get off the ship.

First portrait of Mr Mayor since winning the Greater Trumptonshire Mayoral election last week is revealed

Just because you can do something, doesn’t mean you should. Something for us all to reflect on there.

Wait til they hear about the former members of the Revolutionary Communist Party who either worked for Boris Johnson or who he elevated to the House of Lords.

Entirely incoherent mess from the government. How can we teach 11 year olds about 'sexual harassment, revenge porn, grooming' and 'sending naked or sexual images' without having an 'explicit conversation about sex'? These things [that we'll explain in 2 years] are bad?

'The bathing water testing regime is a scam that protects polluters and risks the health of open water swimmers.'

And there my friends is the brutal reality of it all. It's a sham.

Grant Shapps on television discussing identity fraud. I leave it there.

Really pleased with my picture of the aurora boreanaz over my house last night

This is why I don't understand that social media depresses people. They're not following the right accounts.

FDR: 'We have nothing to fear but fear itself.'

KENNEDY: 'Ask not what your country can do for you. Ask what you can do for your country.'

TRUMP: 'The late great Hannibal Lecter. He's a wonderful man!'

Also this week, from me in Rochdale:

How George Galloway lied to millions that Zelensky’s wife spent $1m on jewellery

thetimes.co.uk/article/a9ed1a…

MAGAs biggest enemy is Community Notes 🤣

Starkey is a deluded old fool.

#bbclaurak : It's being reported that Natalie Elphicke lobbied ministers about her husband's court case... why did the Tories not say anything about it at the time?

David Cameron: 'It's not a Tory problem anymore.'

#TrevorPhillips

Raising a Pan Galactic Gargle Blaster to Douglas Adams who passed away 11th May 2001. I loved the BBC TV series ‘Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy’ It was very much a part of my childhood. He also wrote Shada and City of Death 😀

It’s funny how the Tory-Party-In-The-Media were totally uninterested in what Natalie Elphicke had or hadn’t done a week ago?

Now not only are they fascinated but it’s all Keir Starmer’s fault?