can my neighbors please stop signing???? All the dogs are barking because they sound like SHIT

me coming home at 10 pm: ok i have a couple hours to do chores, fix the shelf, paint, put awa— cat: sits on my lap me: ok I can try again tomorrow

when skin so dry ur phone doesn’t even recognize you’re typing ….

I cry when I can’t afford barista-grade oatmilk after I pay rent and bills

turning off silent mode on my iphone after 5 years: what the fuck

I’m kinda scared for my bday gathering ngl bc I say “sweetie” “baby” to kids all the time like it’s so ingrained in my brain and i rarely talk w adults that arent parents like what if I call a friend “sweetie pie” in front of 20 people and then it gets quiet!!! then what!!!

It’s about life or death now I did what I could We are surrounded by the Israeli tanks

A lot of people are asking me about how to give or where to give donations or even if they could give donations to me ?! Let’s make this clear: Number of people, journalists, and others Started to share their stories to collect donations for themselves Which is normal for

the words, the life, the breath of Wizard_bisan1

getting kids to draw or color 🍉 >

why can’t I ever find mulan in disneyland I found the fucking cow with a dress but not genderqueer icon mulan!!!!

straight up saw my toddler BITE a lollipop and my soul left the building

every week i’m like “Maybe i’ll make an instagram post today” and then four more months go by

It’s 66 days not 63 Anyway, I am asking all the humans around the world, even animals to go and protest to stop the killing of us. It’s simple, Stop Killing US !!! Stop the Genocide No more words needed Ceasefire now!

I hoarded it all yesterday

I know I’m shaming my ancestors but I HATE cooking rice on a pot and not a rice cooker

sometimes you just wanna have dedicated time for your bowels but then your cat thinks you been there too long and starts meowing for help

ma’am I appreciate your company but I am sitting literally on top of the toilet