Power outage reported at 90038 in Hollywood LADWP - what are the updates? When will service be restored?

Not Steve from Blues Clues giving me the validation I’ve been searching for my whole life

UFOS! UFOS! UFOS!

straights and cis ppl complaining about pronouns as if they haven’t had to begrudgingly use “that that” in a sentence

how is it that everyone named Graham on a TV show is like the worst fucking person on earth

how is this not the first time I’ve said or texted this in my life

possible recasts for Kim Catrall in new SATC:
- Edie Falco
- Jane Krakowski
- The Red Fragle from Fragle Rock
- Boy George
- Sex doll voiced by Julia Louis Dreyfus

I once ate out my partners ass after we ate Taco Bell, no matter what I am taking this vaccine

I straight up don’t tweet anymore because I’m in love and my entire personality on this stupid website is based around me failing at love so hopefully, goodbye forever bitches 😘

why do white people get so hard over being descendants of the mayflower? “Hi I am AGGRESSIVELY white and from SUPER colonizers, here’s my certificate to prove it”

men this is how you sext a woman, take notes:

my step mom was tryna talk to me about “I’m thinking of ending things” but kept calling it “I think I have to email you”

The sexual energy and confidence I exude when entering my chiropractors office 🔥

A true California boy told me last night that he went to Connecticut once and that “it was some real east coast shit, like they all love sandwiches, it’s wild.”

I own a company of only 5 people but the beauty of that is my staff consists of:
- no white men
- 1 sex worker
- 50% queer
- 2 people of color
- majority women ✨

Hinge reveals to us a truth we don’t want to admit: men who want to be in relationships are lame as fuck.

I hate what LA has done to me

another day, another person I have to write out of my will