I don't want to speak to him, and he doesn't want to speak to me, but other than that we're the best of friends.

I’ve forgotten what it’s like to have a house full of kids. I have no towels and the refrigerator is empty. 😂

Talulah’s Thanksgiving fun has turned into a workday fail… Hope everyone had a thanksgiving as good as hers. 🦃❤️

It doesn’t suck having a boy in Hawaii to spend Christmas with. Happy Holidays you heathens. ❤️ C’mon up. Bring booze.

I don’t normally say this about my daughter but LOOK AT THAT RACK! 😂☺️

Omg I’m in so much trouble. Eh hem…I don’t normally say this about my son but LOOK AT THIS RACK! 🤦‍♀️😂

Happy Valentine’s Day! Stop fucking other people if you’re married. And if you’re not married, stop fucking married people.

Happy Valentine’s Day to all my Twitter loves! ❤️ My gift to you. No, seriously. Take her! 😅

What kind of tractor is this?

My girl ❤️

I wanted crows. I hear them every morning. There was a yearning in my soul to connect with these birds that identify, when in a group, as a MURDER. I lured them in with raw chicken, peanuts and eggs. All set. I even have a big, ferocious dog to scare the squirrels away…😐😂

My girl! ⚓️ ❤️

It’s fine. I’ll sit on the floor. I guess. ….she said for the millionth time.

My girl ⚓️❤️

I don’t know what everyone else’s kids are doing these days but mine’s building thrones out of ❄️.

She’s coming home 😁❤️

Happy 4th to everyone…but especially to mine. ❤️🇺🇸

Mood.

My girl is on ANOTHER deployment. 😭 (but I think she’s trying to escape 😂)

There goes my heart. Fair winds and following seas ❤️