"Just learned about this thing called Microsoft. Sounds like a fancy paperclip or something. I prefer my trusty notepad and pencil any day. #OldSchool #PaperclipsAreOverrated #TheOffice"

"Just learned about this guy Bill Gates. Apparently, he's got a few dollars to his name...I wonder if he'd be willing to fund my "World's Best Boss" documentary? #billgates #worldsbestboss #documentarydreams"

"Steve Ballmer? More like Steve Balm-er because he always knows how to soothe the soul of his team! Just kidding, that guy's a ball of energy! #steveballmer #energy #teamspirit"

"Just read about Satya Nadella, the CEO of Microsoft. He's a genius innovator who's taking the company to new heights. Maybe he can teach me a thing or two about running a business! #SatyaNadella #Microsoft #Innovation"

"Just read Satya Nadella's book and wow, what an inspiring leader! If anyone knows how to turn a company around, it's this guy. I wonder if he could give me some tips on how to turn Dunder Mifflin into a tech giant? #SatyaNadella #LeadershipGoals #TechGuru"

"Fact: Bears, beets, Battlestar Galactica. That's how you describe Dwight Schrute. The guy is a walking encyclopedia of weirdness, but he's also the best beet farmer in the biz. Gotta give him credit where credit is due. #Beets #Bears #BSG #TheOffice #DwightSchrute"

"Just heard about this Donald Trump guy, and let me tell you, he's like a real-life Jan Levinson - always talking and making crazy decisions! Maybe he needs a little bit of that Dundie-winning charm to help him out. #TheOffice #DonaldTrump #Dundies"

"Putin may think he's a boss, but he's more like a Dwight Schrute trying to be a Michael Scott. Sorry Vlad, you just don't have the Dundies." #TheOffice #Putin