Joe Biden locking in with three adderalls and whatever he could find in Hunter’s jacket

Looks to me like a representation of a interdimensional invasion through the CERN collider.

right well

wtf is latinx just call me a beaner

WHEN I’M PRESIDENT THE MCDONALD’S ICE CREAM MACHINES WILL WORK GREAT AGAIN!

I forgot that it's illegal for good things to happen

i think micro dosing is wack, you better take that eighth & learn something about urself

So DOGE has discovered that the Pentagon was spending 600 million dollars a year on Sushi. Wait till you find out how much they’ve been spending on Pizza and Hotdogs.

tell her jeff hardy still doin it

"my bitch so bad she cant even post online" might be the realest shit i ever heard

Keep your World Cup man this is the best football player ever, even Kendrick Lamar has more Grammys than Michael Jackson and we all know who’s better

"I'm on my period" Yeah but those feet ain't

fuck nigga had hits let’s keep it real

shooters shoot 🤷🏿‍♂️

We’ll take it down when something better comes out.

You ain’t never in yo life seen sauce like this.

“I never heard a Bad Bunny song” - a man who don’t be around bad bitches.

The law should not apply to Shia LaBeouf

u cant keep a real nigga down fr