political novels and bare minimum for holding a conversation both instances of transparent weaponized incompetence engagement bait and i am here to take it

happy fourth birthday, son — here go ahead and order some secondhand resale concert tickets

taylor adults

we are the adult swifties of the eldest daughters you couldn’t burn

ai boosterism or as i call is slopaganda

roy montgomery summer

i get a lot of questions on here about what my username (mgoldsm) means so let me break it down: -mg (machine gun) -old (old as in “old school”) -sm (stephen malkmus) hope that clears things up for everyone

now that it’s all over i feel like it’s safe to confidently say and just like that was the new order to sex and the city’s joy division

that’s just the whirl baby you get what you pay for

fellow melon heads we team cantaloupe or team honeydew

last fm for tabs….

you got your two basic types of guys the pt anderson enjoyer and the pt barnum and bailey appreciator frankly not that different at thr end of the day

rating every guy i know on a scale of one to ten and feeding the data into chatgpt

you ALWAYS have the right of way when you cross like a BOSS hashtag jaywalking hashtag vehicular manslaughter settlement