If all Premier League managers had a normal job thread:

What an absolute disgrace Burger King London Euston is. Literally never been there and not been overcharged

Show this to everyone.

I try not to tweet political opinions, but as it’s my birthday allow me just one. The Tories do want to sell off the NHS. Not in one go, just bit by bit until it’s unrecognisable. You’ll turn up one day and there will be a priority waiting room. They’ve always been open about it.

Fuck you Boris Fuck you Boris! It’s time to get out of the fridge, Boris. What were you even doing there in the first place, Boris?! You didn’t even get properly elected Boris! Are you happy now, Boris? Fuck you Boris.

Very disappointing- there was no reason why - even when pursuing Brexit - the government couldn’t have aimed to play a much fuller role in cultural and educational exchanges with Europe. This is a real loss.

Now that Katie Hopkins can’t read Twitter, I can tell you that on Monday I made her fly to Prague to pick up a completely fake award. Video up shortly.

Listening to "Episode 1 - The start " at buzzsprout.com/902686/2872411

It's go time... go give Episode 2, "Bitter Rivals" a listen (and a rate, review and subscription 🙃), available on Buzzsprout, Apple Podcasts and Spotify... buzzsprout.com/902686/episode… #charlottemls #charlotte #soccer #queencity #mls

Last month was the first March without a school shooting in the United States since 2002.

Ronnie O’Sullivan just straight up brutal on the reason for his longevity in snooker

Pretty sure Digne foul was deliberate despite him putting his hands up

Thanks Beer52.com ❤🇺🇦 for sending my £60 order to the wrong address, taking a week to reply to each message and refusing to refund it. 👍

My brain is like Chrome. 237 tabs open, 3 are frozen, and I've no idea where the music is coming from.

Minor bug Argos - adding items to trolley doesn't work. Personally I'd look to fix this if I were you

#ICYMI In this #FocusOn we unpack key highlights from Nexford University Nigeria's graduation ceremony, where 662 students bagged their BBAs and MBAs. Watch the ceremony here: cnbcafrica.com/2023/focus-on-…

The history of the last 40 years of our #NHS being shafted by subsequent governments. Jonathan Pie spares no-one in his fearless summary and quest for accuracy. 💣

A photo of my lowest ebb, just to remind you that John & I are doing a live streamed show tonight. We’d love to know your new year’s wishes. Tax breaks for cat owners? Prison sentences for tailgating? Tell us & we’ll discuss them on the show: email [email protected]